Title: Crusty Curmudgeon Last Ditch Barbecue Sauce
Categories: Bbq Sauce
Yield: 1 Servings
| 1 | c | Broached Onions |
| 2 | l | Vanilla Extract |
| 1/2 | lb | Neat's Foot Oil |
| 2 | tb | Butter Or Oregano |
| 1 | | Fresh Poltroon, Diced |
To prepare: With floured hands, on a floured surface, standing on a floured
floor, and just generally surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine
the ingredients in a greased 5-5/8" by 16-3/8" pan, then pour the mixture
carefully into an ungreased 4-3/8" by 18-7/8" pan and heat it until a
1-3/8"blister forms when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a
Spiritless Coward.