Title: Rusty's Chocolate Cake Recipe
Categories: Cake Chocolate Humor
Yield: 4 Servings

Preheat oven to 350f.

Bang around in cupbords looking for the damn cake pans the you know the wife uses and you can never find when you need a drip pan for the car or bike. Grease lightly. (better to use Crisco than White Lithium). Might as well dig out a large mixing bowl while you are in cupboard, (sorry about the dents dear). The one you use for oil changes should be big enough.

Throw contents of box into bowl. (maybe you should take the mix outta the plastic bag, even if it is "fibre". It tends to clog up the mixers).

Chuck in two cackle berries. (dig out pieces of broken shell). Add 1 1/3 cups of water. Preferable not the stuff from the radiator. You can put the 10/30 away, this recipe doesn't need any oil. Mess it all up with hand mixer, (sorry, you can wheel the big mixer back into the shed), until smooth, about 2 minutes.

Pour into drip pans.

Bake in oven 30-35 minutes.

Now for the hardest step. Set aside for 15-20 minutes to cool. Longer if you REALLY want to frost it, but hey, who needs it??? When cooled as long as you can stand it, dig in.

Origin: Rusty Stevens Shared by: Sharon Stevens From: Sharon Stevens Date: 05-17-98 (04:01) The Once And Future Legend (7) Home Cooki

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