Title: Tomato Soup a la Tony Hammerquist (From Bob Strom!)
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Yield: 1 Lg pot

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"This is an interesting mix that may prove valuable in the event that you or a loved one comes across a black creature with a white stripe up it's back!

In a LARGE pot, fill three quarters full with tomato juice.

Insert 1 dog, being certain that the pot is big enough... but not TOO big!

Add one quarter of lemon juice, six ounces of Tabasco sauce, four tablespoons of Worchestershire sauce, and salt and pepper to taste.

Simmer on no heat until the smell is gone. HINT: It's done when the dog's tongue turns SMOKEY!

Flush the juice down the drain, because the City Sewage Treatment plant needs the nutrients to work properly. Wash off the dog with a mixture of soap, warm water and Pinesol, and you're done! All that is left is to clean up the dishes.. the real fun part!"

Source: Bob Strom, resident jokster of Cyberealm BBS Typed for you in MM format by Linda Fields, Cyberealm BBS Watertown NY 315-786-1120

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